why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
|—||One of my customers (via assachusetts)|
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne